queenerestor:

You don’t tell her what she can’t do

foresity:

Solar explosion (by ikhals)

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

IM CRYING I CONNECTED TO SOME KID ON OMEGLE AND THEN HE STARTED VACUUMING HIS NIPPLE

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unteens:

people who can’t handle all black outfits are weak

puyols-hairdresser:

when you’re doing school work and someone asks you what the answer is

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woooggs:

stephenhawqueen:

the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”

Pretty much

noodlesonmyback:

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haruprince:

pissfreak:

pissfreak:

LOOK AT THIS CHICKEN GO

do u know how much of my dashboard is notes from this post at all hours of the day. do u know how many times every day i see someone reblog it and add “nyoom” to the caption. this is my personal hell. what did i do to deserve this

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ladydarkwolf:

bunnyfood:

Charging the cat

The eyes are green. It’s charged. Please unplug your cat.

wayyydown:

miss-nerdgasmz:

assbuts-in-221b:

mormondad:

real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow

Stay on the right fucking side of the hallway

DON’T WALK SLOW FOR FUCK’S SAKE

DONT GO TO THE TOILET TOO MUCH if you dont want “toilet goer #1” to be nominated as u in ur senior yearbook

interiorly:

I hate it when someone is hot and funny like stop that you only get one

windspray:

if you’re reading this that means you’re following me congratulations on doing one right thing in your life

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